Hail Santa: A Salty Broadmas Spectacular

❄️ When hell freezes over, Santa returns. 🔥

Victoria’s most deliciously deranged holiday tradition is back from the depths… bigger, badder, and more blasphemous than ever. 🤘

After last year’s smash debut that audiences called “a cult hit in the making,” HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular rises again for three shows only, December 19–20 at the Metro Studio Theatre.

This ain’t your grandma’s holiday pageant! It’s Broadway meets brimstone; a full-throttle musical where carols collide with santanic rituals, drag meets musical theatre, and Broadmas gets dragged straight to hell and back.

✨ Expect:

• Drag, burlesque, and musical theatre mayhem
• Audience games, interaction, and costume contests
• A cast of YYJ’s finest weirdos and holiday hellions
• High camp, low brow, and immersive chaos

🎅 Costume Contest!
Come dressed in your best (or worst) Santa attire or your most creative Secret Santa look for a chance to win a prize and eternal glory in the underworld.

“Uniquely subversive… the holiday season gets ginger-snapped and snatched into the sexiest queer multiverse. Unhinged festive bliss.”

“So funny, so clever and stupid and campy, sexy and goofy… I was cackling the entire time.”
So call your coven, gather your elves, and don your gay apparel.

The holidays can be hell, and that’s exactly how we like it. 😈

📅 Showtimes
Friday, Dec 19 — Doors 7:30 PM | Show 8:00 PM
Saturday, Dec 20 (Early) — Doors 4:00 PM | Show 4:30 PM
Saturday, Dec 20 (Late) — Doors 8:00 PM | Show 8:30 PM

🎟 Choose Your Portal to Hell
$30 Early Bird GA – Until Nov 19 or sold out. Limited quantity!
$40 General Admission
$240 VIP Table for 4 – Front-row reserved seating, best seats in the house.
$25 Equity Access – For members of the BIPOC, LGBTQIA2S+, and disabled communities (see below).

😈 VIP Table Perks
• Complimentary holiday treats at your table
• Automatic entry into our raffle for sinful prizes
• A limited-edition HAIL SANTA holiday ornament (one per guest)
• Photo op with select cast under the North Portal

Perfect for groups who like to live deliciously and sit closest to the chaos.

If ticket cost is a barrier, we offer a limited number of $25 discounted tickets for members of the BIPOC, LGBTQIA2S+, and disabled communities.

Metro Studio Theatre is located on the lands of the Lekwungen People, now known as the Songhees and Xʷsepsəm / Esquimalt Nations. We offer our gratitude to their stewardship of these lands and to elders past, present, and future.